Amazon Announces New Division in Enshittification

A parody

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By Thomas DeVere Wolsey
Amazon Digital Products announced today the creation of the Division in Enshittification to improve the company’s profits and monopolize customer choices, er help customers know what they like before they do. As a reporter for The Washington Post, a wholly owned subsidiary of Amazon [disclaimer], I stopped by the first meeting of the Division…